Sometimes a form of entertainment can become so bad that it transcends badness and becomes something new and wonderful. The world of newspaper comic strips is a gold mine for this, where strips that were built on a shaky premise to begin with run for decades after the writers and artists have long gone insane.

The language of iPhone hacking seems impenetrable to those new to it. If you're interested in making a bit more of your iPhone but find current discussion of it like jumping into some opaque, comic book epic on episode #435, here's a brief run-through of terms to get you up to speed.